I just saw a shoplifter stealing a turkey

[Smithy]

I just saw a shoplifter stealing a turkey from Asda and running out the store being chased by security.
I yelled at him, "What are you doing with that?"
He shouted back, "Potatoes, sprouts and pigs in blankets!"

 

[Rey619]

Is this supposed be a Joke because i dont get it lol ?

 

[Smithy]

Is this supposed be a Joke because i dont get it lol ?

Yes a dads joke.

 

[Schwallenstutter]

Guess he's now a "turkey-lifter".
Alright, I'll be quiet now.